Hello everyone, sorry that I haven't blogged for a few days. I was sick for a few days but am back to being my sassy self and back on the fishing pond.
Oh boy, lets see... What have I been up to? Well, I am getting used to these phone dates. In fact I kind of like them because I can look absolutely terrible and they have no idea. Except, on a phone date I don't get dinner, unless you count the left overs from my fridge or a frozen meal. All though, some of those Healthy Choice meals are really good. Plus, you can end the phone date anytime without suspicion. "I have to go take my dog outside." "My goldfish just did a high dive out of its bowl and is flopping around on the floor! Gotta go! CLICK!" "You are so full of shit my toilet is overflowing. I need to get the plunger. bye!" Okay, so that last one I haven't actually used yet but it has come close.
Right, back to the phone date... The phone date was with a nice guy, he is a farmer. Whoa! Did I just say that, a farmer? I have never dated a farmer before. He likes to talk a lot, I think he was just nervous. Told me about farming a bit. I like animals so that was interesting. Said he is really involved in snow mobile something? I have no idea, I have seen those things but...I don't get it. He kind of lost me there. Fishing, what is it with all these guys and fishing????? Is it that they just want to feel something big and strong in their hands?
He sounded very nice on the phone, I think I will go on an actual date with him. I will keep you updated of course.
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