"What do you want to do?" "I don't know, what do you want to do?" "I asked you first, what do you want to do?" "Anything you decide is fine with me." This carried on for a bit then I realized I had two options, one, I could slap him and tell him to shut up, or I could just tell him what I wanted to do without any concern for his expected response. Because I am polite in front of most people, at least until they get to know me. ha ha I said, "Okay, fine, I want to go to the dog park with my dogs." "I want to go with you." He says with a blank look on his expressionless face.
My amazing dogs were overly excited to go to the dog park, no matter who is going with, they don't have to talk to them, I do. Lucky dogs! If I were a boy dog, I probably would have peed on him but since I'm a human girl, I didn't want to risk getting any on my shoes. lol
At the dog park, some of those dogs go from one to the other, not only licking each other but humping each other, and they even do it in groups. Wow, now that I think about it. The dog park has become a total meat market! I mean they don't even ask names they just jump right on. Woe to the bee keepers.
After the dog park we stopped for ice cream to cool down from the hot summer sun and to forget about the flirtatious moves of the fat guy's labradoodle. What ever the hell that is. He probably ate his real dog. Leaving the dogs in the car we went to get an ice cream cone. He ordered four cones. Four? Um, I can only eat one but I appreciated the compliment on how much you think I can lick. ha ha "No." he says, "One is for you, one is for me, and one for each of the dogs." AAawwwwwwww, how cute!!!! He wants to buy ice cream for my dogs.... His cuteness factor just went up 28 points. We ate our cones and smiled at each other then bought two more cones put them in salad bowls and fed my dogs ice cream in the parking lot. Fun, cute, and then disappeared. He did warn me he travels a lot for work but I bet cell phones can reach any where. Haven't heard from him since.
maybe you licked the wrong ice cream cone..lol
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