Yes I have been on some bad dates recently but I have not forgotten you. I have to learn to not schedule two dates on the same day because I don't get a chance to update you and give you all of the horrific details to feed your morbid curiosity.
Saturday Sept 5th, I was on a date with a gentleman, and the date was great. Most of his manners were up to quality expectations and he was a gentlemen. Ugh, finally. We went to dinner and enjoyed some good conversations, he was cute, nice, and shy with some great flirtatious intentions. I was happy with the date and glad to have a normal time with a normal guy. We wanted to have a small fire at his place after dinner so a quick stop at the super market and a dollar bag of marshmallows, we were on our way.
After arriving to his house, he sat on the small sofa, smiling at each other and with full attention, kissing was on both our minds. He put his arm around me, leaned in for a kiss, and I began to gag. Sneezing, gagging, eyes watering, oh yeah, the whole bit. I got up and walked around the kitchen and outside with my eyes watering. He said, "Wow, that is one for the record books! I lean in to make my move and the girl starts gagging." I politely and apologetically explained to him that I am allergic to his deodorant. On the phone before our date, I warned him that I am allergic to many colognes and soaps, cleaning agents, etc. So he didn't wear any cologne but I was allergic to his deodorant. When he put his arm around me to kiss me, the deodorant caused an allergic reaction to me. It took about 40 minutes of me being outside to get my nose to stop running and my eyes to stop watering. That pretty much killed any romantic moment of the evening.
He said that he understood and was not offended. So I asked him if he would do me a favor. He said he would so I asked him if he would take soft soap which I am not allergic to and wash his deodorant off. The look on his face was of more than shock and disbelief but he was willing to do it for me. So he grumbled into the bathroom taking off his shirt, saying, "This is new one ." After returning to the sitting area where I was still waiting, he said, This is definitely the first time I have ever tried to kiss a woman and she became sick." We laughed about it but you could still feel some uneasiness in the air.
Other wise, everything was fine, we liked each other and enjoyed each other's company and the conversation we had. It was a good date and one of the best ones. I liked him a lot and the way he acted, talked, and kissed, you could see he also liked it a lot too.
Day 2~ We saw each other the next day and he told me that the night before he was looking for more than just a few kisses. I was a bit offended because everything went so well and yet he still had sex on the brain. Do men ever think of anything else? One of his friends arrived and my date was fast to tell his friend about the gagging reaction to his bungled kiss. It became sort of a joke' me being allergic to him. Not only was I allergic to his cologne, his deodorant, his body soap, and his laundry detergent. I was literally allergic to everything he had on his body. Not a good way to make a sexy impression.
He told me that he didn't want it to "sound bad" but he said, "You smile too much and you have intense" energy. I just looked at him and replied, "Are you serious? I told you I smile a lot but you are the first person who has ever complained about it." He said, "Yeah, but you smile all the time, you are always smiling." My only response, "Yeah?!" I have no idea to this day where he was going with that but That is just part of who I am, I am a smiling person. Weirdo!
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