Phone date with political moron

Mostly it is the smart people who follow the unwritten rules of the three topics to avoid while in company of others and on a date (doesn't matter if regular date or phone date). The three topics from the beginning of time to never discuss are politics, religion, and abortion. Now obviously, there are other less damaging topics people would also be intelligent enough to avoid and some of them have been mentioned in the previous pages but for the most part, these are the three big ones.

The topic of Obama-nomics comes up in the conversation. He quickly gets excited and jumps on the band wagon of every first time voter that voted in the recent election. He is just barely old enough for that. This kid still had Similac on his breath! Then he threw himself into a verbal self-mutilation of idiotic comments that not only were contradictory but had no bearing on any part of reality. He lunches his self delusions into the very idea that it was Noah that began problems in the political spectrum. I reminded him that Noah was not a politician but an obedient follower of God. In his own words, "I have never read the Bible but I don't see how is could possibly make sense." I thought to myself, "This guy is a total moron, he is so stupid, he wouldn't know it if 'Stupid' was his legal first and last name." I kinda wanted to tell him there was a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. But nah, that would just be too funny, ...umm, I mean too cruel.
I let him try to rant on that just because it was so bizarre. I have seen Democrats try to blame Republicans for lots of things, but to try to blame Noah for the political problems of today, well, that is just one for the record books!