Toxic phone message.

A blind date that I went on, remember (Bad smoking, good dinner), that guy. Who was a wacko, told the story about the prostitute. You remember him. He called me and left a message on my voice mail. Let me quote some of it for you. "I was just calling to see what you were doing." Seems innocent so far, but keep reading, it will turn sinister very quickly. "I was thinking we could go out of town, get you plenty of drinks and I could take advantage of you." He actually said that! Then he says, "so call me back." And that concluded the shocking train wreck of a message. I knew that no one would believe that message so I saved it and played for a few of my friends. It was funnier then. No, I never called him back and fortunately, he didn't call me back either. Damn, I couldn't make this stuff up!