Teamviewer is awesome

I am not siding with the computer geeks or the geek splat or any other geek patrolled Internet parking lot but, I have been introduced to the Team viewer. For those of you who are like me and fear the continual spinning of new technology that seems to throw itself at me just because it likes the look of horror I give it in return, then you have got to see this! I know that there are billions of toddlers that can re-program a computer with all its wichmos and gizmos but now they can do it remotely. While I sit and do nothing, my favorite thing to do. Actually, my favorite thing to do is watching a really sexy, muscular, perfectly tanned man workout with big weights in my living room in a beautiful home over looking the ocean. Whoops, did I go too far on that one?

My home computer (I say computer generally just because I don't know the damn meaning or difference between a mac and a PC), had completely stopped working. In which case, I do as any non-computer geek outsider would do. I cried, then envisioned myself with great amounts of strength, kinda like the Hulk, picking up my Tangent monitor, (Yes, that's right, I said Tangent!) and throwing it out the window. Probably in the moment hurling with it some swear words that had never been heard by man before. That was in my mind. First, before it got that far, because my monitor is a heavy one, I contacted Theresa.

She says the magic words, "Let me team view you." Wow, that sounds kinky but right now my computer isn't working. Because she is smarter that the average bear who apparently is smarter than a 5th grader, when she fixed my computer she put on the program Team View. Because she knew I would be contacting her and probably often. She had to give very simple directions for me to get the info she needed to get into my computer, then said, "Now wait." Oooohhhh, I watched in aw as she manipulated my cursor, making me lose complete control and all I could do is watch. She flipped my file! I told you it sounded kinky. LOL Thanks Theresa!

In the twentieth century, the average high school nerd morphed into something more, a computer geek. The world didn't see it happen until they emerged from the basements without their pocket protectors and taped up glasses. They had their mouse balls in hand and are wearing the new acuvieve contacts. Now their plot to take over the world has come to its prime. Well, that is until the next Star Wars movie hits theaters, but then its back to the basements with them. All that money spent on new technology and most of them still haven't mastered the toilet paper roll.